I have a thing for rubber chickens. I bought a few to attach to the thumb-drives I use at school in order to make them easier to find and harder to steal. After that, kids started gving me rubber-chicken themed gifts. My friends noticed the massive collection when it started to invade my house, and then they started giving me more.
I do still have a thing for rubber chickens, but I'm running out of room. If you want to send me more, please make them small.